Mother and Daughter Phone Conversation:
What are you doing June 18th?
I don’t know, let me check my calendar.
Betsy is coming.
Oh, that’s nice (assuming it’s the Aunt Betsy she always talks about).
Can you babysit?
Are you going to the wedding?
I thought we were talking about June and Betsy.
Jim has to go get her.
In Texas?? (realizing it’s a different Betsy)
Is this conversation backwards?
Followed by Husband and Wife conversation:
I can’t find the vacuum cleaner. Where is the extension cord?
The piece of crap one.
The short gray one?
No, the little one.
I don’t know what you’re talking about. We have several extension cords.
The vacuum cleaner.
Here kitty, kitty, kitty – I need to talk with someone…